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Pranks and Other Miscellany
Spank 2: The Secret of Mousehand
You know how sometimes you decide to just kick back and do something
quick and fun, and then months later, you end up with a sprawling, weird,
disjointed choose-your-own-adventure story? Well, once again, that's
happened to us. We're proud to present The Secret of Mousehand, the second
chapter in our infamous Spank series. This time out, you control the
storyline. Will you end up finding true love in a burrito shop or dying of
blood loss in a creepy cult compound? You decide! (No refunds.)