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You bid farewell to the Monkeys and wander away from Dr. Neck's lab. Within minutes, you're utterly lost. Darkness surround you like a great mass of impenetrable and soundproof molasses. After a long while, you see a light up ahead. You stumble forward and burst upon ...

Frew's Garage Sale Frew is having a garage sale! He's selling some of his most prized possessions! Each is one-of-a-kind, so quantities are very limited. Don't hesitate - buy now! Hanson Rocks At least that's what Frew always says. Hanson this, Hanson that. "I stole some of my best moves from Zac." Getting him to agree to sell his personal bible took a little strong-arming, but here it is for your enjoyment. All Access Pass Maybe Frew just got tired of telling people that the NASCAR pass he bought at the Drug Barn was real, or maybe he wasn't fooling anyone. Whatever. The coffee lady down at the deli used to play along but even she got tired of hearing stories of the Lycos car and Dick Trickle. "Funniest Thing Ever" Or at least Frew seems to think so. He was always always rambling about the hi-jinks of those cute little fetus imps. Not Quite Fresh Ever since Frew found out that you could buy the previously worn underpants of Japanese teen girls, he's been going on and on about this little plan. We all think he's spending a little too much time in the Sanrio store, but anyway. Join Frew's Underpants of the Month Club. Once a month, you'll get an envelope with a freshly worn pair of Frew's undies. "It's a win-win situation," Frew says. "You get my stinky undershorts and I never have to wash 'em or pay for a new pair." A Piece of Vinyl Heaven We're all proud of Frew, and the fact that he's willing to sell his prized Osmond record just shows us how much progress he's made recently. "That Donny's cute as a button, but I now can accept that he's older and married now. He's no longer a little boy, so the record's gotta go."

Well, that was weird. Now you're stuck in Jim's garage. Do you want to: Or